step one “You have got people tip what my life would-be worthy of in the event the certain somebody revealed I seemed for the a laughing academy?”

Comedy Tony Soprano Prices

10 [the newest dean out-of a school that Meadow is actually applying to try inquiring Tony to possess an effective $50,000 donation] Carmela Soprano: I do believe you ought to pay your, Tony.Anthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: Zero fu**ing method!Carmela Soprano: Just what, their daughter’s future isn’t well worth 50,100 bucks?Anthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: That’s not it. You to motherfu**er’s packed with sh**. He could be shaking me down.Carmela Soprano: Zero, he’s not.Anthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: Oh, yeah? Who knows about extortion, myself or if you?

14 During the series one to, epsiode five: “Dad was in they. My cousin was a student in it. Maybe I happened to be as well idle to trust getting myself.”

15 Discussing their mother’s involvement inside a story so you can eliminate him: “What kind of person can i feel, in which their own mother wants him dead?”

sixteen Summing-up the underlying of the dilemmas between him and you can his Sibling June at the conclusion of 12 months you to: “Cunnilingus and psychiatry put me to so it”.

17 Speaking to Christopher Moltisanti, new cousin regarding Tony Soprano’s partner and you can section of his internal circle: “Blood. You will head it nearest and dearest with the twenty-first millennium.”

18 Tony Soprano Quotes Throughout the Their Granny

Anthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: Perhaps I ought to tap into my origins, as well. My grandmother is actually half of Indian.Christopher Moltisanti: Get the fu** from right here.Anthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: Zero, it’s true. She was at the Fakawee group.Christopher Moltisanti: Oh, yeah?Anthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: Yeah. When they regularly wander off regarding the woods, they averted and you can told you “Where Fakawee?”

19 “Anthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: You are sure that in which I found myself last night when you entitled?… I was outside a beneficial whorehouse, while you are one that actually works in my situation try inside beating the fresh new sh** of a guy that owes me money. Broke his case. Set a round in the kneecap.Dr Jennifer Melfi: How’d that produce you then become?Anthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: Need it absolutely was myself within.Dr Jennifer Melfi: Giving the beating or bringing they?

20 Inside the airplane pilot event: “It’s best that you be in anything from the ground floor. We showed up too late for that and i also understand. However, recently, I’m obtaining the impression that we was available in in the bottom. An educated is more than.”

21 Responding to Dr. Melfi’s concern, immediately following the guy threatens to break their deal with during the a relief class: “Is it a woman thing? You ask me personally just how I am effect. We reveal exactly how I’m impact, and then you are going to torture me in it.”

22 Talking with Silvio: “All of the owed admiration, you have got zero f-–grams tip just what it’s like to be Top. All of the choice you make has an effect on every aspect of some other f-–g point. It’s a great deal to deal with nearly. And in the end you may be totally alone inside it every.”

23 “Anthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: You are looking a beneficial. Searching most useful.Corrado Erico ‘Uncle Junior’ Soprano: Tony, whenever you are going to sit in my experience, let me know there is certainly a general regarding automobile waiting to language my balls.Anthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: Hello, Need you to definitely, it’s a phone call away.”

twenty-four “Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Could you be however taking the lithium?Anthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: Lithium, Prozac. When’s it probably stop?Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Our company is looking to promote a great jolt into the program. Provide a beneficial… a little stop-start.Anthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: Why-not kick me personally on the fu**in’ direct?Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I know what you’re going right on through must be dull.Anthony ‘Tony’ Soprano Sr.: This is not incredibly dull. Taking take to is mundane. Bringing stabbed throughout the ribs is actually boring. So it sh** is not bland. It is blank… deceased.”

25 Talking-to his psychiatrist: “We’re troops. Soldiers dont see heck. It is battle. Soldiers destroy most other troops. We have been in times in which anyone in it knows the fresh bet and you will if you are going to accept the individuals stakes, you need to would certain matters. It’s business.”